Happy New Year!!!


Happy New Year everyone!!!

Don't forget that I'm moving all my blog posts and communication over to my www.tamibrothers.com.  More to come in this new year. :)

Missing me yet???

Hey Peeps!!! You missing me yet???

Some of you may have noticed that I have been MIA for a few months. 

Why is that???

I've been making a few necessary website changes and that is going to include merging my Blogger blog with a Wordpress blog.  I'm just not quite there yet.

So I apologize like crazy for the lack of posts.  I keep getting right on the verge of merging, then end up making some more changes. What you are currently seeing on the site will not be there this time next month. (Ahhhh, a goal. I must live up to it!)

Until then, please don't forget about me. Pretty please....

See ya all soon over in Wordpress land. 

Love ya all!!!

Tami


Sexy Saturday

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Funny E-mail


Two men were driving through Clearwater County, Idaho when they got pulled over by a CCSO Cop. The Cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolled down the window, and WHACK, the Cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick. 'What the hell was that for?' the driver asked.

“You're in Idaho son,” the Cop answered. “When we pull you over in Idaho, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car.”

“I'm sorry, officer,” the driver said, “I'm not from around here.”

The cop runs a check on the guy's license -- he's clean, and gives the guy his license back.  The cop then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.

The passenger rolls down the window, and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

“What'd you do that for?” the passenger demands.

“Just making your wish comes true,” replied the cop.

“Making WHAT wish come true?” the passenger asked.

“Because I know your type,” the cop says. “Two miles down the road, you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, ‘I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!’”

Funny E-Mail

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!'


The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?'

The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'No, not this time!'


The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Schw artz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.'

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!'


The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue..'

'What's t his?' the husband inquired as he entered the room. 'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.'

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

'Here,' he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.'


The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer..

'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.'

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?'

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man.

'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The bartender replied: Upstairs, with my wife.'

The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'

The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'


The 6th & Best Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work.'

Funny E-Mail

To Be 6 Again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is probably gonna get it wrong

Funny E-Mail

Dad at the mall

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, purple, blue and orange. My dad just kept staring at him.

The teenage would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did. Not batting an eye in his response,

'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'