Another Funny E-mail

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always
sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of
true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on
this post - just the stone cold truth of great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made
you sad like a spider monkey.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that
I must be involved in.

4 When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

4 comments:

Rachel.C said...

I laughed so much I almost flooded myself with 'friendship'!
Hope you're doing well.

Walt M said...

Just got back from vacation and I definitely missed your postings.

Tami Brothers said...

You guys are terrific!!!

Carol B. said...

LOL! Cute.