A blonde and her husband were watching the evening news when the newscaster begins a segment by saying,
"Two Brazilian men died today in a skydiving accident."
The blonde gasps and begins to cry uncontrollably.
Her husband tries to comfort her, but she continues to sob and say "Oh my gosh Oh my gosh that's horrible, just horrible.
Her confused husband says "Yes, it is very sad, but honey, they were skydiving, and there are always risks involved in that."
After she calms down a little, she turns to her husband and asks,
"How many is a Brazilian?"
(As a blonde, I'm allowed to say this!!!)