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Confucius Says:

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Man who run inFront of car get tired.
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Man who run behindCar get exhausted.
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Man with oneChopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch buttShould not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat manyPrunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:Man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does notDetermine who is right, war determine who isLeft.
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Wife who putHusband in doghouse soon find him inCathouse.
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Man who fight withWife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nailsTo build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive likeHell, bound to get there.
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Man who live inGlass house should change clothes inBasement.
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Man who fish inOther man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator Smell different to midget.
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Person who deletes this has no humor!!!
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