Funny E-mail

Subject: FW: My smart as-ed doctor

Will I Live to See 80

Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 59.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied...'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said....
Then, why do you even give a $#!+?

2 comments:

Saylor said...

That is very funny - and point well taken!

Tami Brothers said...

Hi Saylor! I love these funny e-mails!!! We definitely get some doozies don't we.

Thanks so much for stopping by and leaving a comment! Greatly appreciated!!!

Tami