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Sex With A Cowboy

Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a blonde New Yorker), confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State;

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'

'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes... Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just
incredible!'

They then asked, 'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'

'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'

7 comments:

Carol Kilgore said...

LOL - I'm a Texan in San Antonio. It's all true. I swear :)

Tami Brothers said...

Big grin here!!! I've always wanted to visit Texas as an adult. Lived there for a year when I was in middle school. Now I know I'm going to have to make that a priority!!!

Thanks for stopping by, Carol!!!

Tami

Julee J. Adams said...

Good one! Thanks for stopping by and I check in on Petit Fours also. Here's some silly stuff on my latest: http://fateandfaith-julee.blogspot.com/2011/06/do-you-want-to-know-secret.html
Sure wish I were at National too! Mebbe next year?

Marjie Pride said...

LMAO too cute!

Tami Brothers said...

Hi Julee and Margie! Thank YOU for stopping by. I appreciate you following this (and the Petit Fours and Hot Tamales) blog.

Have a wonderful weekend!!!

Tami

Sakira said...

This is really funny, lol! I love how you found a picture to go with it.

Tami Brothers said...

Hi Sakira! You should have seen some of the pictures that came up when I googled it... Still blushing... :)

Thanks for stopping by!