Funny E-mail

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.


I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.


The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.


My dad kept staring at her.


The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.


When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"


Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!


In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
 
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid.”

3 comments:

Tina Radcliffe said...

Oh my gosh, I needed a spew alert for that Tami!!! I love your Dad.

Carol Kilgore said...

hahaha!

Pamela Mason said...

Oh! That WAS good! ROFL!