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Feng
Shui horoscope

This is a Chinese Feng Shui horoscope.  If you are honest, this tells the truth.
Write your answers on paper.
To find your Feng Shui horoscope scroll down.

1.
Which is your favorite color: Red, Black, Blue, Green or Yellow?
2.
Your first initial?
3.
Your month of birth?
4.
Which color do you like more, Black or White?
5.
The name of a person that is the same sex as you?
6.
Your favorite number?
7.
Do you like California or Florida more?
8.
Do you like a Lake or the Ocean more?
When you are done, scroll down. Don't cheat!
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Answers:

1.
If you choose:
Red:
    You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black:
  You are conservative and aggressive.
Green:
 Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue:
   You are spontaneous and love affection.
Yellow:
You are a very happy person & give good advice to those who are down.

2.
If your initial is between:
A-K:
You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R:
You try to live your life to the max & your love life is soon to bloom.
S-Z:
You like to help others and your future looks very bright.

3.
If you were born in:
Jan-Mar:
 The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
              fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-Jun:
  You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever.
Jul-Sep:
   You will have a great year and will experience a major
               life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec:
  Your life will be great; you will find your soul mate.

4.
If you choose:
Black:
Your life is about to get better. You are more than ready for the
         change.
White:
You have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
          anything for you, but you may not realize it.

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This person should be your Best Friend.

6.
This is how many close friends you will have in your life time.

7
. If you choose:
California :
 You like adventure.
Florida :
     You are a laid back person.

8.
If you choose:
Lake :
  You are loyal to your friends and your lover. You are very reserved.
Ocean:
You are spontaneous and like to please people.


 

4 comments:

MissGreenEyes said...

I love this! It WAS pretty accurate, except I hope I'm not aggressive... :) Thanks for posting this!

Tami Brothers said...

No problem! I had fun with it, too. I thought about adding a few other things for fun. Maybe in another post. ;)

Thanks for stopping by!!!!

Tami

Wendy S Marcus said...

Actually, I found it accurate, too! Very fun!

Tami Brothers said...

Hey Wendy! Strange how it all works out, right?